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Alex Dods  

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Because I'm an unorigional whore and such...

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 19, 2004, 2:44 PM
I'ma do this. Why? Because I'm waiting for one of my friends to call, and she's probably passed out at her house... again... -.-;;;

[ .001. ] first name: Alexander
[ .002. ] middle name: Cameron
[ .003. ] last name: Dods
[ .004. ] nickname(s): Erk, Alex, Awex, Erkules, The Hyphenator, Daddy-Daddy, Icefist, Ass-pirate, Armrest, Cheif, Dods
[ .005. ] gender: Male
[ .006. ] age: 18 and almost a half
[ .007. ] birthday: june 22, 1986
[ .008. ] height: 6'1.5"
[ .009. ] hair color: brownish black
[ .010. ] eye color: Blue and brown, with any combination depending on my mood: red, grey, green
[ .011. ] race: as white as they come
[ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: contacts now, glasses when lazy
[ .013. ] do you have braces: hahahahahha. got rid of those in my last year of highschool, be ho ches
[ .014. ] is your hair long or short: medium (For a guy, anyways...)
[ .015. ] where were you born: Town of Mount Royal, Montreal, Quebec, Canada, North America, Northern and Western Hemispheres, Planet Sol III, Sol system, Milky Way, Crab Nebula.
[ .016. ] current location: Beaconsfield or St Anne De Bellevue
[ .017. ] zodiac sign: Cancer
[ .018. ] how many languages do you know: two by heart, another 8 in snippets.
[ .019. ] nationality: Canadian? With a mix of Scottish, Irish, Ukranian, and French in there.
[ .020. ] bad habits: Procrastination which results in various addictions (Caffiene and online games coming first and foremost)
[ .021. ] piercings you have: none anymore
[ .022. ] piercings you want: my eyebrow again, my other eyebrow, my ears
[ .023. ] tattoos you have: none... yet ;)
[ .024. ] tattoos you want: a paw on my chest, power symbol on my right arm, Decepticon symbol on my left
[ .025. ] today's date: december 19, 2004
[ .026. ] the time: 3:24 pm
[ .027. ] ready for a bunch more questions: i answered these, didn't I?

: Family : .
[ .028. ] mother's name: kimberly
[ .029. ] father's name: robert
[ .030. ] step-parent's names: I guess my dad's soon-to-be-fiancee counts... Trisha
[ .031. ] brother(s)'s name(s): Jeremy (He -is- family... my mom 'adopted' him along with his sister...), Stephen (step)
[ .032. ] sister(s)'s name(s): Jess ('adopted')
[ .033. ] favorite aunt: My Aunt Cameron (Actually her middle name... and I'm named after her!)
[ .034. ] favorite uncle: Jeff. He -is- the only one... and he acts like Red Forman
[ .035. ] favorite grandparent: Baba! My only one left ;-;
[ .036. ] worst relative: My cousin, Terri. She has literally done nothing with her life.
[ .037. ] best relative: I guess my mom... or Jess
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: yup!... 'cause I try and keep my dad not-pissed at me
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you?: as much as I hate to say it... my dad does.

. : Pets : .
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: I had a tamagochi once, but it died ;-;
[ .041. ] what are their names: Tama-san
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: electric?

. : School : .
[ .043. ] are you still in school: no ;-;
[ .044. ] did you drop out: no. KICKED out.
[ .045. ] current gpa, or last gpa you got: We don't use no gpa here in quebec.
[ .046. ] favorite grade: College
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: 7th
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: Mr Marsolais, or Mr Mackarous
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: Mrs Buzalgo. Bitch does not know when she's wrong.
[ .050. ] favorite subject: computers
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: Math
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: both
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: track, badminton team
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular ativities: Anime Club, Gamers Club (slackers anonymous), Christian Fellowship, Bandersnatch (School paper), Hillel (Jewish club), OAC (Outdoor adventure club)
[ .055. ] are/were you popular: I am now. Highschool? HELLZ NO.
[ .056. ] favorite dance: Moshing counts.
[ .057. ] favorite memory: My 17th birthday. It was the best one ever, 'cause it was the last time I saw both my parents having fun at once. At least outwardsly... (is that a word?)
[ .058. ] least favorite dance: Ballroom dancing. yuk.
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: I've repressed it so well, I don't know.
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: My mom seeing the pictures of me in drag giving a fake blowjob to one of my friends on my 18th birthday party. I could have died on the spot.

. : Favorites : .
[ .061. ] number: 3,6,7,8,14,21,22,23,46,55,96
[ .062. ] clothing brand: Tripp (omfg look!) or Quicksilver
[ .063. ] shoes: my old brooks ones that the sole is made of duct tape. I'm such a hobo
[ .064. ] saying: dooooooooooood!
[ .065. ] tv show: Invader Zim, Futurama, Family Guy, Duckman.
[ .066. ] sport: Watch: Hockey. Play: Badminton
[ .067. ] vegetable: Potato
[ .068. ] fruit: Banana. I like cherry-flavored stuff, though... not cherries :(
[ .069. ] movie: hackers. Runners up: Formula 51, Clerks, Boondock Saints, Mallrats, Dogma, The Batman Movie (Adam West-style, yo!)
[ .070. ] magazine: PC Gamer. So help me, I'm a nerd.
[ .071. ] actor(s): johnny depp, Orlando bloom, Kevin Smith
[ .072. ] actress(es): natalie portman, angelina jolie.
[ .073. ] candy: Sweedish berries, hands down.
[ .074. ] gum: That peach kind Jess got me addicted to
[ .075. ] scent: Moves - Addidas (Don't look for it... not made anymore ;-; )
[ .076. ] candy bar: Mr Big Peanut Butter Fudge (*DROOOOOOOOOOOL*), Reese's bites, Peanut M&M's[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: i haven't had ice cream in a looong time.
[ .078. ] color: Green (Yet I don't wear it at all?)
[ .079. ] season: Summer, but winter's when i get my best gaming in.
[ .080. ] holiday: Christmas if it's in montreal, and my St Jean Baptiste day (Right before my birthday!)
[ .081. ] band: Spineshank, HIM, finger eleven, Cake, Reel Big Fish, Disturbed, Rob Zombie, Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones, Lostprophets, Linkin Park, Incubus.
[ .082. ] singer: Brandon Boyd, David Draiman, Chester Bennington, Rob Zombie, Scott Anderson.
[ .083. ] group: crazy town, quarashi, Black Eyed Peas, beastie boys, Bloodhound Gang
[ .084. ] rapper: Snoop Dog
[ .085. ] type of music: Spare me the country, opera, or classical, and I will spare you a boot to the anus.
[ .086. ] thing in your room: Moms: My Hubcap. Dads: Stereo
[ .087. ] place to be: Jess's house, or infront of my computer
[ .088. ] radio station: 99.9 The Buzz or 97.7 Chom (RAWK!)
[ .089. ] tv channel: Muchmusic or Space.
[ .090. ] junk food: Spicy Fries.
[ .091. ] overall food: mexican.
[ .092. ] store: Future Shop, EB Games, or CompuSmart Express (They sell CASES of Bawls *heart*)
[ .093. ] shoe brand: Vans, Brooks, or Converse
[ .094. ] fast food: La Belle Province
[ .095. ] restaurant: Kim Foo.
[ .096. ] shape: Power Symbol or Decepticon Logo
[ .097. ] time of day: Midnight
[ .098. ] country: canada. It may be cold, but it beats being an american (Appoliges to americans)
[ .099. ] state: I'm going to turn this into province, so B.C.
[ .100. ] boys name: Alex, Damien, Cody, Jeremy, Cameron
[ .101. ] girls name: Cody, Jessica, Summer, Cameron
[ .102. ] mall: Fairview. It's been my mall since I moved back. NO ONE WILL TAKE IT FROM ME
[ .103. ] video game: Halo 2 or Prince of Persia, Sands of Time (BOTH ON TEH ECKSBAWX).
[ .104. ] shampoo: Fructus
[ .105. ] board game: Settlers of Catan. You must all play it.
[ .106. ] computer game: Unreal Tournament.
[ .107. ] car: Either Dodge Ram or Subaru WRX sTI
[ .108. ] music video: finger eleven - Above or Ferry Corstein - Punk
[ .109. ] swear word: kristie or callis
[ .110. ] word: superherolike-eeeeeeeeeeven
[ .111. ] month: June. Pour moi
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Hibiki Tokai from Vandread. He's, like, me.
[ .113. ] scary movie: Evil Dead.
[ .114. ] team: Montreal Canadians and the Yankees
[ .115. ] possession: My sanity

. : What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear : .
[ .116. ] eminem: White
[ .117. ] dog: Socko!
[ .118. ] hot: Me
[ .119. ] britney spears: schlut
[ .120. ] nsync: old
[ .121. ] real world: illusion
[ .122. ] orange: Terry's chocolate oranges!
[ .123. ] choice: pro
[ .124. ] fuck: ing eh!
[ .125. ] bisexual: me
[ .126. ] black: Emo.
[ .127. ] icq: Furries.
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: Crazy?
[ .129. ] linkin park: Gods
[ .130. ] jack: ass
[ .131. ] rainbow: pride
[ .132. ] cherry: pop
[ .133. ] cucumber: Nathalie
[ .134. ] shark: Squal
[ .135. ] lifehouse: Adam (Rhymes with Lighthouse! And that's his nickname)
[ .136. ] bat: Sam. 'cause she's the batman to my robin
[ .137. ] leather: pants
[ .138. ] whip: pain
[ .139. ] america: bush.
[ .140. ] water: thirsty
[ .141. ] volcano: hawt

. : This or that : .
[ .142. ] rock or rap: rock
[ .143. ] rock or pop: RAWK
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: RAWK!!!
[ .145. ] rock or metal: both
[ .146. ] rap or pop: rap
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: rap
[ .148. ] rap or metal: MIZETAL!
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: pop
[ .150. ] pop or metal: metal
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: metal
[ .150. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: linkin park. Geez. Why not ask "Paradise, or a swift kick in the pants?"
[ .153. ] tool or korn: Korn.
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: J.Lo. BOOOOOOOOTAY
[ .155. ] hot or cold: hot
[ .156. ] winter or summer: summer.
[ .157. ] spring or fall: fall
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: shakira. Even though she's, like... 4'10".
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: icp.
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: zombie
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: garbage
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: vh1
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: Angel
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: A swift kick to the pants.
[ .165. ] football or basketball: football
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: summer olympics
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: skiing
[ .168. ] rollarblading or skateboarding: skateboarding
[ .169. ] black or white: Black
[ .170. ] orange or red: red
[ .171. ] yellow or green: green
[ .172. ] purple or pink: purple
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: slipknot
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: WHY MUST I CHOOOOOSE??? GAH!!! *head asplodes*
[ .175. ] inside or outside: inside
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: either or
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: cell phone
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: pencil
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: powepuff girls
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: Scooby Doo had his themesong done by MxPx. Duh.
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: DBZ, even if it takes 80 eps to -get- anywhere.
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: My official religion is Jedi.
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: piercings
[ .184. ] prep or punk: Preppy punk ;-;
[ .185. ] slut or whore: sluts demand less money that whores.

. : Private life : .
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: nope
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: perchance I do?
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: mayhaps?
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: yes
[ .191. ] who was your first kiss: I honestly don't remember
[ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken: More than I've had my heart broken.
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: less than I have broken
[ .194. ] best quote to sum up love: Love is only a feeling, anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays o/`o/`o/`
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: pfft
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: per...ummm per-be?.
[ .197. ] please post it if you do: How's about no, scott.

[ .198. ] do you have a picture of yourself? Yes?
[ .199. ] please post it if you do: you're not my parents, online quiz thingy! You can't make me do it!

[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: Personality.
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: yup
[ .202. ] are you still friends: yup
[ .203. ] so moving along..do you smoke: I actually quit..
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: Well duh
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: Never will
[ .206. ] how about a little x: Did it a few times, nothing good came from it.
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: did coke once, still haven't forgiving myself
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: Beer GOOD!
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: yeah, but only when I'm trying to sober up
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: pfft.
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: I'll have beer, my dear, but liquor is quicker!
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: didn't I say I quit?
[ .213. ] are you a virgin: I wish I was.
[ .214. ] if no, when was the last time you got some: A few years back. Yeah, I'm a disgrace to men everywhere.

. : Would you ever : .
[ .215. ] bungee jump: wtf no
[ .216. ] sky dive: see #215
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: been done.
[ .218. ] scuba dive: been done.
[ .219. ] go rock climbing: <3 <3 <3.
[ .220. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: I've done weirder for less
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: I'd turn on personal gain for my friends
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: ew no
[ .223. ] cross-dress: been done
[ .224. ] lie to the police: been done
[ .225. ] run from the police: been done far too many times
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: been done far too many times
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: as a matter of fact..
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: Hey, i've got the body for it...
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: Been done.... fucking Pizza Ben...
[ .230. ] streak: Been done

. : Your friends : .
[ .231. ] best friend(s): Jess, Rene, Teh Francis!
[ .232. ] known longest: Rene.
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: Teh Francis
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: Teh Francis
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: More than I know?
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: Rene. I can only handle soo much flaming in my diet.
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: Jess and Teh Francis
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': nope. Gained one from doing it! :D
[ .239. ] craziest: Teh Francis, Fofo, and Erin
[ .240. ] loudest: Sweet Jesus, Carlo takes the cake
[ .241. ] shyest: Erin and Jess
[ .242. ] best hair: Ummm... Justin!
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: Erin, Jess and Sam
[ .244. ] best eyes: Jess, even if she can't tell what color they are
[ .245. ] best body: Jess, hands down.
[ .246. ] most athletic: Lewis. He does more sports than I can name
[ .247. ] sex symbol: Mel.
[ .248. ] hot tempered: Jess
[ .249. ] most impatient: Jess
[ .250. ] shortest: Mel
[ .251. ] tallest: Monkey
[ .252. ] most talented: Sam
[ .253. ] best singer: Jess
[ .254. ] skinniest: ME
[ .255. ] nicest: Jess or Sam
[ .256. ] best personality: Jess or Sam
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: Francis or Sam

. : Have you ever : .
[ .258. ] flashed someone: Yup.
[ .259. ] told the person you liked how you felt: every chance I get
[ .260. ] been to michigan: Actually... yeah
[ .261. ] gotten really REALLY wasted: There was that time I forgot where my legs were. Ah, that was a good party.
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvi: They'll never catch me
[ .263. ] skateboarded: yep
[ .264. ] skinny dipped: yep
[ .265. ] stolen anything: yup
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: kinda
[ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: hahahah. Yeah
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: And then Jess locked me out 'till Mom got home ;-;
[ .269. ] broke a beer bottle: HAHAHAHAH NO!
[ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: Si.
[ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex: yup
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip: YEAH!!!
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: ypu
[ .275. ] been to a concert: YEAH!!!
[ .276. ] been to another country: The States, Germany, Italy
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult: Yup
[ .278. ] got pulled over: can't drive!
[ .279. ] got in a car accident: nope
[ .280. ] broke a law: every few days
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: when I can
[ .282. ] tried to kill yourself: Once. And then the part of me that wanted to die did. Fucking coward-ass part of me >.>
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: When I was younger
[ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: hahaha. Yeah
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: Yeah.
[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anways: you mean I'm not supposed to?

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 18
  • Current Residence: Montreal
  • Interests: Stuff. Stuff is fun and cool and interesting and stuff.
  • Favourite movie: Clerks, Boondock Saints, Hackers, Hero
  • Favourite band or musician: Linkin Park // Thornley
  • Favourite genre of music: Metal, Rock, Alternative
  • Favourite artist: Heather Bruton, Trippy
  • Favourite poet or writer: Myself?
  • Favourite photographer: Trippy
  • Favourite style of art: Photo-mutations :D
  • Operating System: Slackware or *shudder* XP
  • MP3 player of choice: My Minidisc :O
  • Wallpaper of choice: Decepticons Logo
  • Skin of choice: Mine? oO
  • Favourite game: Dungeon Seige, Halo, Sacred
  • Favourite gaming platform: X box, Computer
  • Favourite cartoon character: Soundwave, Duckman, Hibiki Tokai
  • Personal Quote: HOO-AH! CRUNK JUICE!
  • Tools of the Trade: Insanity, Pen, Paper, Life

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Devious Comments

~trippadelic:icontrippadelic: Dec 29, 2005, 2:27:17 AM
EW, NON-ACTIVE DA SLUTTTTTT.




when you finally see that,
it's going to be AMAZING.


i'm hilarious.
~the-insomnia:iconthe-insomnia: Mar 6, 2005, 6:02:55 PM
the alex is deeeaaaaddd and i'm like oh gooooood... god not good. it's not good. it's god? what? you need to get back from mexico cause i have oodles to talk to you about. either that or make teh chrisseh answer her phone. do it. lalalalalalalalalalalalala. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
yeah.
~the-insomnia:iconthe-insomnia: Feb 9, 2005, 10:43:21 PM
You signed off right as I was about to say something, slut.
What I wanted to say was:
I love you, and have a happy Valentine's Day!
~rokugan:iconrokugan: Jan 30, 2005, 9:48:23 AM
I bid you welcome to our humble Samurai Community, Rokugan :worship:, may you meet interesting times ^^
~the-insomnia:iconthe-insomnia: Jan 25, 2005, 12:47:49 AM
Youuuuu like never look at theeeeseeee so I'll make this really long and irritating just to bug you whenever you see ittttt....
Really booooooredddedededddded....
I sneezed 3 times O: that means someone's thinking about meeeee.
Um, like, um... I like... just like... wanted to like say that I like... think you're like totally cute! hahaha what?
I don't know.
I'm hyper and woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Melt Banana is so hard that by the conservation of hardness in the universe there won't be any hardness left for your COCK.
I love that.
Can you tell?

Um. um um um um um ano um um umm...
Woah, I have to get up in around 6 hours. Bummer.

We need to hang out. I say that like we can. Oh well. We do, cause that would be way fun, brah.

Oh yeah, I'm not allowed on here. Hahahahaha Woops.
Okay, goodnight.
p.s. I love you. good song.
~the-insomnia:iconthe-insomnia: Jan 15, 2005, 3:02:49 AM
Dude, chief.
It's like 2 a.m.
and I'm really bored. And really awake.
and I'm like lksja;lgh;lkjsdg alkgjbbwah!!!!!!
So, for serious, man. Get over here.
dooooo ittttt.
~xxdiexdiexdie:iconxxdiexdiexdie: Dec 27, 2004, 9:07:36 PM
gu would like to say "i'm sorry i'm neglecting youuuuu! sob sob sob"
~the-insomnia:iconthe-insomnia: Nov 21, 2004, 9:13:10 PM
Have a Happy American Thanksgiving on Thursday!
~the-insomnia:iconthe-insomnia: Nov 3, 2004, 12:32:29 AM
Thank you for everything, Mr. Dods! You're a real doll.
Have a nice week!
~xxdiexdiexdie:iconxxdiexdiexdie: Oct 30, 2004, 9:29:42 PM
trent says to bug you about updating something.
so here i am.
NOW UPDATE SOMETHING.
~the-insomnia:iconthe-insomnia: Sep 12, 2004, 8:03:09 PM
Hiya, old man.
I'm bored and commenting on like... everything. (the only other thing to do is homework and that's not gonna happen)
Soooo Have a nice night/day tomorrow!
~the-insomnia:iconthe-insomnia: Aug 27, 2004, 6:07:31 PM
Woah! Just realized who you are! I'm a little bit slow... Sorry. ^^'
~the-insomnia:iconthe-insomnia: Aug 27, 2004, 3:34:30 PM
hi, person! nice to meet you?
~0n0g0k0l0:icon0n0g0k0l0: Nov 7, 2003, 8:14:29 PM
[link] your pic is done o.o
~tropicalgirl:icontropicalgirl: Aug 24, 2003, 6:24:06 PM
You should put something up ,cuz I want to comment, I love to comment, specially if its from you :hehehe :milk: :#1: :) :) :P :) ;D :D